Archive for the ‘attractive men’ Category
let us be merce-ful as well as just
In attractive men, borrowed, entertainment, farewells on 07/27/2009 at 6:18 am
New forms new beauty
Dance each instant as it comes
We will miss you, Merce
(courtesy of anthony!)
Read: Merce Cunningham, Choregrapher, Dies at 90
Enjoy: Anthony Roth Costanzo
Image source: Ballet Dance Magazine
Ode to the Bar Exam
In academics, attractive men, borrowed on 07/22/2009 at 9:35 pm
we're fine with this Will, too
I am very poor
Can you die so I can get
My intestate share
(courtesy of nelly!)
Read: Aspiring Lawyer Finds Debt Is Bigger Hurdle than Bar Exam
Learn: Intestacy
memorial day
In attractive men, entertainment, tiger on 06/07/2009 at 8:41 pm
I hope you're going to clean that up
Another Tiger
Comeback, from 4 down. I crown
Him Mr. Sunday.
Read: Tiger Woods Strikes from 4 Back to Win the Memorial Title
Image source: AP, via TopHatAli
motherlover
In attractive men, crazy, entertainment, holiday, nasty on 05/19/2009 at 9:35 pm
they're baaaack
For Momma T-Lake:
The second best idea your
Son has ever had.Watch: SNL digital short
Image source: Justin Timberlake
happy birthday, will shakespeare!
In attractive men, birthdays, deliciousness on 04/22/2009 at 6:55 pm
a special lace collar for a special birthday boy
Happy birthday-ish!
Good luck with the four hundred
Forty-five candles.
Read: 5 Ways to Celebrate Shakespeare’s Birthday
Visit: Shakespeare’s Birthday Open House
Image source: Austin Shakespeare
the irreconcilable differences of the christ
In attractive men, crazy, entertainment on 04/13/2009 at 6:10 pm
before the crazy set in
Forgive me, Braveheart,
If I don’t shed too many
Tears for your divorce.
Read: Mel Gibson’s Wife Files for Divorce
Image source: Hit da wall
back & blue
In attractive men, entertainment, yankees on 04/06/2009 at 9:28 pm
Happy Opening
Day! I forgive you, C.C.
Its only April.
Read: Orioles 10, Yankees 5
Image source: The Green Cutting Board
18th hole
In attractive men, entertainment, tiger on 03/29/2009 at 7:02 pm
uhh...not that arnold
He putts and pauses.
Collective gasp, fist pump, cheer.
And, Tiger is back!
Read: The Live Report - Arnold Palmer Invitational
Image source: Access Hollywood
resident obama
In attractive men, entertainment, grammar, home, politics on 03/26/2009 at 6:06 pm
just another day on the job
The leader of the
Free world gets out more than me*.
How mortifying.
*Please excuse my poor
Grammar. Sometimes art requires
Small sacrifices.
Read: Could it Really Be Him? Yeah, Probably
Image source: Red State, Blue State
update*
In attractive men, brackets, entertainment on 03/23/2009 at 7:18 pm
just as good as my method
So – random numbers
And jersey colors do not
A good bracket make.
*see mad men
Image source: InterchangeableParts
a green president or the greenest president?
In attractive men, elections, entertainment, holiday, politics on 03/19/2009 at 8:32 pm
also not the president
At the white house, a
New good reader. The crowd laughs,
But someone’s fired….right?
Read: Podium Pundits – The Luck of the Irish
Read this, too: Speaking Obama with an Irish Lilt
Image source: Irish Blogs
mad men
In attractive men, brackets, entertainment on 03/19/2009 at 8:14 pm
excel made me do it
Brackets: what’s a girl
To do? Choose the top seed or
The cutest point guard?
Read: The Case for Hoopsteria
Cramer v. Cramer
In attractive men, economics, entertainment, nasty on 03/13/2009 at 8:00 pm
The mad man and the
Funny man duel. Glissade, feint…
Stewart, the winner!
Is it comedy
Or tragedy? It’s just so
Hard to tell, these days.
Image source: The Globe and Mail
Watch : Extended Daily Show Interview
You know its a slow news day…
In attractive men, politics on 03/09/2009 at 7:33 pm
“President Barack Obama doesn’t go anywhere without his TelePrompter. The textbook-sized panes of glass holding the president’s prepared remarks follow him wherever he speaks.”
Politico, 5 March 2009
…When the worst thing they
Say about Obama is
That he reads too well.
Read: Obama’s Safety Net – The Teleprompter
damn yankee
In attractive men, dynasties, yankees on 03/08/2009 at 10:53 pm
“The hip issue is not thought to be related to the use of performance-enhancing substances.”
The New York Times, 8 March 2009
A-Rod news slides to
Third base. Madge madness, ‘roid rage,
A hip issue, too.
Read: Surgery Will Keep Alex Rodriguez Out Until May
Image source: Baltimore Sun
A Reader, Not a Fighter
In attractive men, dynasties, elections, politics on 12/30/2008 at 6:33 pm
my, how all that reading has aged them
Rove speaks only the
Truth. Crichton, Camus, and Condi –
Bush’s dearest friends.
Read: Bush is a Book Lover
Farewell, Professor Huntington
In academics, attractive men, farewells, politics, religion on 12/30/2008 at 6:22 pm
Dr. Samuel Huntington
Civilizations
Clashed, history ended, and
The Professor wrote.
America – who
Are we? Like de Tocqueville, he
Gave us an answer.
Read: Samuel P. Huntington, 81, Political Scientist, Is Dead
Image source: The Boston Globe
Funny, she doesn’t look like a Druish princess
In attractive men, borrowed, holiday, religion on 12/26/2008 at 11:53 pm
they love haikus, too
In the ice sculpture
reflected bar mitzvah guests
nosh on chopped liver.
The sparkling blue sea
beckons me to wait one hour
after my sandwich.
Is one Nobel Prize
so much to ask from a child
after all I’ve done?
How soft the petals
of the flower arrangement
I have just stolen.
(courtesy of David M. Bader!)
Buy: Haikus for Jews – For You, a Little Wisdom
Image source: bang it out
30 seconds to greasy
In attractive men, borrowed, entertainment, nasty on 12/23/2008 at 4:23 pm
oh, the humanity
J. Catalano
Your comb-over makes me sad.
Dude, why so greasy?
You were so dreamy.
Somewhere, Angela Chase is
Totally appalled.
So you’re in a band.
Some rock stars are very hot.
Resolve to bathe, ‘kay?
Don’t you understand?
Your hotness is, like, a gift.
Wasting it is rude.
(courtesy of the Fug Girls!)
Read: GoFugYourself
Happy birthday, Sultan Qaboos bin Said al Said!
In attractive men, birthdays, dynasties on 11/16/2008 at 9:22 pm
Quantum of hotness
In attractive men, dynasties, entertainment on 11/12/2008 at 11:02 pm
Bond, James Bond
Dear Bond: If you don’t
get the girl this time, please call.
I’ll wait by the phone.
Image source: Daily Mail
Old Blue Eyes
In attractive men, entertainment, farewells on 09/28/2008 at 1:33 pm
paul newman, 1925-2008
Handsome Hollywood
Legend, 65 films for
Us to remember.
A bright light is snuffed
Out. Paul Newman, gone, but not
To be forgotten.
The excitement returns to West Beverly High
In attractive men, entertainment on 08/25/2008 at 10:24 pm
da na na na, da da
Da-na-na-na, Da-
na-na-na. Da da!Da na
na na, na na nnnaaa.
The chosen one
In attractive men, elections, politics on 08/23/2008 at 11:27 am
the chosen one
Delaware: home to
Tax free shopping, a bridge, and
Now…a future veep!
Read: Obama Chooses Biden as Running Mate
Image source: Barack Obama: Change We Can Believe In
The anticipation mounts
In attractive men, elections, politics on 08/21/2008 at 6:12 pm
the perfect right-hand man
The choice is made! Who
Is it? No one knows. How ‘bout
Adlai Stevenson?
Read: Oh, Come on Already!
Image source: Washington Note
The ninth wonder
In attractive men, entertainment, olympics on 08/17/2008 at 4:36 pm
the longest and most decorated torso in the world
Perfect 8 for 8.
Who watched them all? Bob Costas,
Mrs. Phelps, and me.
Read: Phelps’ Epic Journey Ends in Perfection
Image source: Getty/Wall Street Journal
Dear Mr. Freeman
In attractive men, entertainment on 08/13/2008 at 7:03 pm
god, is that you?
Morgan Freeman, how
are you? I am concerned. Please
write soon. Kisses, me.
Even year obsession
In attractive men, olympics on 08/13/2008 at 6:57 pm
no complaints here
There’s no rest for the
weary, or the Olympics
obsessed. I blame Phelps.
再见, olympic gold
In attractive men, entertainment, olympics, travel on 07/28/2008 at 8:27 pm
that’s paul hamm, in the middle
Paul Hamm, how will we
Get through August without your
Smiling face? Heartbreak.
Take it to the bank
In attractive men, politics on 07/17/2008 at 10:43 pm
the senator in his short shorts
Fifty two million
More cracks. Maybe, this time, the
Glass ceiling will break.
Growing pains
In attractive men on 07/07/2008 at 7:16 pm
sweaty spaniard
Rafa, they call him.
Winner on the grass! Roger
dethroned. Now, a new king.
Today, sidelined by
knee muscle pain. Should we call
him Tiger, instead?
Read: Nadal Withdraws from Clay-Court Mercedes Cup with Knee Problem
Another 18!
In attractive men, entertainment, tiger on 06/15/2008 at 10:37 pm
elin and bizarro-elin. don’t ask me which is which.
Tiger Woods, forces
another playoff. Eagles
and birdies sing praise.
One more day of golf!
Joy for Woods, advertisers,
and my father, too.
A great loss
In attractive men, elections, farewells, politics on 06/13/2008 at 7:57 pm
A mourning cry from
all who watched on Sunday morn.
Goodbye, our old friend.
The elections won’t
be the same without you and
your red, blue, whiteboard.
Looking for paradise
In attractive men, birthdays, entertainment on 06/08/2008 at 8:36 pm
Mr. Milton and his incredibly epic poem
Happy Birthday, John
Milton. Four hundred years of
Dreary English class.
You lost Paradise
And your eyesight. Maybe write
Haikus the next time?
Read: Return to Paradise
A Giant’s Roaring, Faintly Echoed
Hot Shots, Part Trois
In attractive men, entertainment on 06/08/2008 at 9:58 am
Photo courtesy of OK Magazine (via gofugyourself.com)!
Charlie Sheen, off the
market (again) and in a
Men’s Wearhouse suit. Damn.
Read: Charlie Sheen, Recent Wedding ‘My First Real Marriage’
Bee buzz
In attractive men, grammar on 05/29/2008 at 7:38 pm
Little speller
Elicitation.
Fails to elicit a win.
Eight years at a bee.
L-O-S-E-R.
10 years till college, plenty
of time to win it.
Baby mama
In attractive men, entertainment on 05/28/2008 at 9:53 pm
Flavor Flav
Flavor of your love:
Tastes like chicken, left too long
in the summer sun.
Gonna marry his
baby mama, but which one?
Seven baby flavs.
Homo economicus
In attractive men, economics on 05/23/2008 at 7:50 pm
Adam Smith
I have a headache
and your talk of supply and
demand does not help.
Perhaps if you could
supply me with some advil
we could be good friends.
I’ll paint your nails as
you read Marx and draw curves. Your
toes look good in red.
But after two weeks
you’d stop calling. I’m just not
efficient enough.
(from the archives)
