
A star for Cammy
Proof that gilded concrete goes
To highest bidders
(courtesy of liz!)
Read/Image source: Cameron Diaz Gets Star on Hollywood Blvd Walk of Fame

A star for Cammy
Proof that gilded concrete goes
To highest bidders
(courtesy of liz!)
Read/Image source: Cameron Diaz Gets Star on Hollywood Blvd Walk of Fame

nice segway
Classic Dick Vader
And torture for viewers. Time
For retirement.
Read: Dick Cheney’s Dishonest Speech about Torture, Terror, and Obama; Barack Obama’s National Security Speech
Image source: US News
For Momma T-Lake:
The second best idea your
Son has ever had.Watch: SNL digital short
Image source: Justin Timberlake

the all alone star state?
Secession, Texas,
Really? Really? That’s just so
1861.
Read: Texas Governor Says Secession’s Possible
Image source: Texas Secede

before the crazy set in
Forgive me, Braveheart,
If I don’t shed too many
Tears for your divorce.
Read: Mel Gibson’s Wife Files for Divorce
Image source: Hit da wall

big country, enormous ballot
It’s Election Day!
Third largest democracy,
But first in our hearts.
Read: Elections 2009 The Jakarta Post
Image source: Indonesian Election 2009