Archive for the ‘entertainment’ Category
let us be merce-ful as well as just
In attractive men, borrowed, entertainment, farewells on 07/27/2009 at 6:18 am
New forms new beauty
Dance each instant as it comes
We will miss you, Merce
(courtesy of anthony!)
Read: Merce Cunningham, Choregrapher, Dies at 90
Enjoy: Anthony Roth Costanzo
Image source: Ballet Dance Magazine
all williams, all the time
In dynasties, entertainment on 07/02/2009 at 3:12 pm
wimbledon junior prom
Talk about sibling
Rivalry. An all-sister
Act at Wimbledon.
Read: It’s Another All-Williams Final at Wimbledon
Image source: StyleFrizz
there’s something about cammy
In borrowed, crazy, entertainment on 06/22/2009 at 10:40 pm
A star for Cammy
Proof that gilded concrete goes
To highest bidders
(courtesy of liz!)
Read/Image source: Cameron Diaz Gets Star on Hollywood Blvd Walk of Fame
memorial day
In attractive men, entertainment, tiger on 06/07/2009 at 8:41 pm
I hope you're going to clean that up
Another Tiger
Comeback, from 4 down. I crown
Him Mr. Sunday.
Read: Tiger Woods Strikes from 4 Back to Win the Memorial Title
Image source: AP, via TopHatAli
motherlover
In attractive men, crazy, entertainment, holiday, nasty on 05/19/2009 at 9:35 pm
they're baaaack
For Momma T-Lake:
The second best idea your
Son has ever had.Watch: SNL digital short
Image source: Justin Timberlake
and then there was maude
In borrowed, entertainment, farewells on 04/27/2009 at 5:46 pm
What will poor Stan do?
No Petrillo women left.
The putz stands alone.
Dorothy, we missed
Dear maaaa, but without you, will
We ever laugh of Brooklyn?
(courtesy of liz!)
Read: Golden Girls Star Beatrice Arthur Dies
Image source: LA Times
the irreconcilable differences of the christ
In attractive men, crazy, entertainment on 04/13/2009 at 6:10 pm
before the crazy set in
Forgive me, Braveheart,
If I don’t shed too many
Tears for your divorce.
Read: Mel Gibson’s Wife Files for Divorce
Image source: Hit da wall
back & blue
In attractive men, entertainment, yankees on 04/06/2009 at 9:28 pm
Happy Opening
Day! I forgive you, C.C.
Its only April.
Read: Orioles 10, Yankees 5
Image source: The Green Cutting Board
18th hole
In attractive men, entertainment, tiger on 03/29/2009 at 7:02 pm
uhh...not that arnold
He putts and pauses.
Collective gasp, fist pump, cheer.
And, Tiger is back!
Read: The Live Report - Arnold Palmer Invitational
Image source: Access Hollywood
resident obama
In attractive men, entertainment, grammar, home, politics on 03/26/2009 at 6:06 pm
just another day on the job
The leader of the
Free world gets out more than me*.
How mortifying.
*Please excuse my poor
Grammar. Sometimes art requires
Small sacrifices.
Read: Could it Really Be Him? Yeah, Probably
Image source: Red State, Blue State
update*
In attractive men, brackets, entertainment on 03/23/2009 at 7:18 pm
just as good as my method
So – random numbers
And jersey colors do not
A good bracket make.
*see mad men
Image source: InterchangeableParts
a green president or the greenest president?
In attractive men, elections, entertainment, holiday, politics on 03/19/2009 at 8:32 pm
also not the president
At the white house, a
New good reader. The crowd laughs,
But someone’s fired….right?
Read: Podium Pundits – The Luck of the Irish
Read this, too: Speaking Obama with an Irish Lilt
Image source: Irish Blogs
mad men
In attractive men, brackets, entertainment on 03/19/2009 at 8:14 pm
excel made me do it
Brackets: what’s a girl
To do? Choose the top seed or
The cutest point guard?
Read: The Case for Hoopsteria
Cramer v. Cramer
In attractive men, economics, entertainment, nasty on 03/13/2009 at 8:00 pm
The mad man and the
Funny man duel. Glissade, feint…
Stewart, the winner!
Is it comedy
Or tragedy? It’s just so
Hard to tell, these days.
Image source: The Globe and Mail
Watch : Extended Daily Show Interview
botox barbie
In birthdays, entertainment on 03/04/2009 at 9:18 pm
Happy birthday, B.
Doll. I hope I look like you
when I am fifty.
Read: Barbie to Get a Face Lift on her 50th Birthday
Image source: Apartment Therapy Los Angeles
not so mellow yellow
In entertainment, nasty on 03/03/2009 at 8:07 pm
a travesty
Note from Pacey: My
grandmother called and she wants
her tablecloth back.
Image source: Go Fug Yourself
30 seconds to greasy
In attractive men, borrowed, entertainment, nasty on 12/23/2008 at 4:23 pm
oh, the humanity
J. Catalano
Your comb-over makes me sad.
Dude, why so greasy?
You were so dreamy.
Somewhere, Angela Chase is
Totally appalled.
So you’re in a band.
Some rock stars are very hot.
Resolve to bathe, ‘kay?
Don’t you understand?
Your hotness is, like, a gift.
Wasting it is rude.
(courtesy of the Fug Girls!)
Read: GoFugYourself
gPhone
In entertainment, technology on 11/16/2008 at 8:54 pm
My G1 phone is
An honors student and can
Beat up your iPhone.
Read: Google, T-mobile Launch Game-Changing G1 Phone
Image source: Flickr
Quantum of hotness
In attractive men, dynasties, entertainment on 11/12/2008 at 11:02 pm
Bond, James Bond
Dear Bond: If you don’t
get the girl this time, please call.
I’ll wait by the phone.
Image source: Daily Mail
Hair we can believe in
In elections, entertainment, politics on 11/12/2008 at 10:45 pm
this was just last year
Farrah, Rachel, and
Now Sarah. Enough hairspray
to melt Alaska.
Perhaps her biggest
Contribution to the world?
We can only hope.
Image source: Weird News Files
Read: Sarah Palin Hair How-To
Veep, veep!
In borrowed, elections, entertainment, politics on 10/02/2008 at 2:45 pm
better in chalk
Dear Sarah Palin
When Gwen asks you a question
Don’t call her sexist
You will just look dumb
On second thought, have at it
It might get a laugh
(courtesy of andy michaels!)
Image source: Tacoma Urbanist
time for haikus
In entertainment on 09/30/2008 at 1:12 pm
of course i know what this says
Six word memoirs? Not
Quite haiku, but pithy is
the new black. See Time!
Read: Haiku Nation
Image Source: Kotaku
Old Blue Eyes
In attractive men, entertainment, farewells on 09/28/2008 at 1:33 pm
paul newman, 1925-2008
Handsome Hollywood
Legend, 65 films for
Us to remember.
A bright light is snuffed
Out. Paul Newman, gone, but not
To be forgotten.
The excitement returns to West Beverly High
In attractive men, entertainment on 08/25/2008 at 10:24 pm
da na na na, da da
Da-na-na-na, Da-
na-na-na. Da da!Da na
na na, na na nnnaaa.
The ninth wonder
In attractive men, entertainment, olympics on 08/17/2008 at 4:36 pm
the longest and most decorated torso in the world
Perfect 8 for 8.
Who watched them all? Bob Costas,
Mrs. Phelps, and me.
Read: Phelps’ Epic Journey Ends in Perfection
Image source: Getty/Wall Street Journal
Dear Mr. Freeman
In attractive men, entertainment on 08/13/2008 at 7:03 pm
god, is that you?
Morgan Freeman, how
are you? I am concerned. Please
write soon. Kisses, me.
Hi, my name is Talula…and I’m an alcoholic
In entertainment, nasty on 07/30/2008 at 9:06 pm
Word. Talula Does
The Hula From Hawaii
And is scarred for life.
Read: 1069, Talula Does the Hula, and Other Names So Weird Judges Banned Them
再见, olympic gold
In attractive men, entertainment, olympics, travel on 07/28/2008 at 8:27 pm
that’s paul hamm, in the middle
Paul Hamm, how will we
Get through August without your
Smiling face? Heartbreak.
Farewell to Estelle
In entertainment, farewells on 07/22/2008 at 7:39 pm
estelle getty in her sophia get-up
We had so many
Golden nights, Estelle. Thank you
For being a friend.
Gimme a C!
In chinese food, economics, entertainment, olympics, politics, travel on 07/19/2008 at 5:18 pm
feel free to insert your own communist-themed caption here
China! China! Chiiiiiii-
Na! China China China!
Go China! China!
Read: Western Olympic Ads Cheerlead for China
God Save the Queen
In entertainment, nasty on 07/17/2008 at 10:54 pm
jodie marsh, in not so rare form
Brit pop tart, hurts to
look at. Thank god for seven-
teen seventy six.
America’s next top bottle (blond)
In entertainment on 06/24/2008 at 10:38 pm
tyra and her little friend
Tyra, your choices
Amaze. That Emmy win? Fierce,
But not for best hair.
Read: 2008 Daytime Emmy Awards
Another 18!
In attractive men, entertainment, tiger on 06/15/2008 at 10:37 pm
elin and bizarro-elin. don’t ask me which is which.
Tiger Woods, forces
another playoff. Eagles
and birdies sing praise.
One more day of golf!
Joy for Woods, advertisers,
and my father, too.
You say tomato, I say salmonella
In deliciousness, entertainment on 06/11/2008 at 10:31 am
tomato on the vine = no salmonella!
Poison tomatoes.
My distaste for veggies seems
Smarter, don’t you think?
Angry farmers want
To throw rotten tomatoes
At the FDA.
Maybe they should toss
in some contaminated
spinach salad, too.
Read: Tomato Scare Worries California Growers
Raindrops on roses
In deliciousness, entertainment on 06/10/2008 at 3:14 pm
Raindrop therapy.
Oil drizzle — thyme and basil.
I smell like salad.
Massages at the
Gym. Heaven. Thank god they
Don’t make you work out, too.
Read: Drop on In
Visit: Sports Club LA Splash Spa
A Very Curmudgeonly Response to Pop Culture’s Slavering Annual Kowtow to Steve Jobs
In borrowed, entertainment, pcg, technology on 06/10/2008 at 9:57 am
iCon, Steve Jobs
iWhat’s iNext for
iProphet iSteve? iThe
iHeadlines iRead:
“Jobs Ends Warming Woes:
Will Power Globe with Surplus
Self-Satisfaction”
(courtesy of patrick cyrus gilman)
iWant iWant iWant
In entertainment, technology on 06/10/2008 at 8:58 am
iPhone on wheat
iWant an iPhone.
Steve Jobs says it’s a bargain,
And he wouldn’t lie.
It will play music
And baseball games, wash dishes
And vacuum my floor.
Looking for paradise
In attractive men, birthdays, entertainment on 06/08/2008 at 8:36 pm
Mr. Milton and his incredibly epic poem
Happy Birthday, John
Milton. Four hundred years of
Dreary English class.
You lost Paradise
And your eyesight. Maybe write
Haikus the next time?
Read: Return to Paradise
A Giant’s Roaring, Faintly Echoed
Hot Shots, Part Trois
In attractive men, entertainment on 06/08/2008 at 9:58 am
Photo courtesy of OK Magazine (via gofugyourself.com)!
Charlie Sheen, off the
market (again) and in a
Men’s Wearhouse suit. Damn.
Read: Charlie Sheen, Recent Wedding ‘My First Real Marriage’
Baby mama
In attractive men, entertainment on 05/28/2008 at 9:53 pm
Flavor Flav
Flavor of your love:
Tastes like chicken, left too long
in the summer sun.
Gonna marry his
baby mama, but which one?
Seven baby flavs.
