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resident obama

In attractive men, entertainment, grammar, home, politics on 03/26/2009 at 6:06 pm

obama_bens.jpg

just another day on the job

The leader of the

Free world gets out more than me*.

How mortifying.

 

*Please excuse my poor

Grammar. Sometimes art requires

Small sacrifices.

 

 

Read: Could it Really Be Him? Yeah, Probably

Image source: Red State, Blue State

Bee buzz

In attractive men, grammar on 05/29/2008 at 7:38 pm

spelling

Little speller

 

Elicitation.

Fails to elicit a win.

Eight years at a bee.

 

L-O-S-E-R.

10 years till college, plenty

of time to win it.

 

Read: Youngest Speller in History Hits Bee Stage

The Mystery Voice of the Spelling Bee

Strategery

In borrowed, dynasties, economics, grammar, politics on 05/24/2008 at 11:26 pm

el jefe

el jefe

Deficits blossom,
a tree of debtors’ flowers
with no future seeds.

Shrub unites us all
Could never ever divide
Division too hard.

I own senate and
house of reprehensibles
how? strategery!

If all you have is
ignorance and confidence,
then success is sure.

If films fail, we know
not to see the sequel. Why
not so with leaders?

(courtesy of Irregular Times: Haiku page)