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honesty, shmonesty

In crazy, farewells, nasty, politics on 05/22/2009 at 3:28 am

nice segway

Classic Dick Vader
And torture for viewers. Time
For retirement.

Read: Dick Cheney’s Dishonest Speech about Torture, Terror, and Obama; Barack Obama’s National Security Speech

Image source: US News

motherlover

In attractive men, crazy, entertainment, holiday, nasty on 05/19/2009 at 9:35 pm
they're baaaack

they're baaaack

For Momma T-Lake:
The second best idea your
Son has ever had.

Watch: SNL digital short
Image source: Justin Timberlake

measles, mumps, and pot belly

In nasty on 04/21/2009 at 8:56 pm

Spotty danger lurks

At jiffy lube, pot belly

And southwest Safeway.

 

 

Read: Details Released in Measles Outbreak

Image source: Blacktriangle

OyJoy

In deliciousness, nasty on 03/27/2009 at 5:48 pm

moderately joyous

Oh SoyJoy ads, how

You have deceived me. Less Joy

Than I might have hoped.

 

 

Some people who agree with me, emphatically: Food Product Review

Image source: PRNews

Epidemic

In home, nasty, politics on 03/16/2009 at 6:35 pm

shadows in the capitol city by delaney jean.

 

In the shadow of

The Capitol, a scourge takes

Its toll on DC.

 

 

Read: D.C. HIV/AIDS Rates Top “Generalized and Severe” Levels

Image source: Delaney Jean’s Photostream (Flickr)

Cramer v. Cramer

In attractive men, economics, entertainment, nasty on 03/13/2009 at 8:00 pm

The mad man and the
Funny man duel. Glissade, feint…
Stewart, the winner!

Is it comedy
Or tragedy? It’s just so
Hard to tell, these days.

Image source: The Globe and Mail

Watch : Extended Daily Show Interview

  Best Jim Cramer Moments

 

 

not so mellow yellow

In entertainment, nasty on 03/03/2009 at 8:07 pm
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a travesty

Note from Pacey: My

grandmother called and she wants

her tablecloth back.

 

 

Image source: Go Fug Yourself

Father’s Little Helper

In nasty, politics, religion, travel on 12/30/2008 at 6:26 pm

state secrets

Santa Claus brings gifts
Of Taliban secrets, and
A little blue pill.

 

Read: Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
Image source: LA Times

30 seconds to greasy

In attractive men, borrowed, entertainment, nasty on 12/23/2008 at 4:23 pm
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oh, the humanity

J. Catalano
Your comb-over makes me sad.
Dude, why so greasy?

You were so dreamy.
Somewhere, Angela Chase is
Totally appalled.

So you’re in a band.
Some rock stars are very hot.
Resolve to bathe, ‘kay?

Don’t you understand?
Your hotness is, like, a gift.
Wasting it is rude.

(courtesy of the Fug Girls!)

Read: GoFugYourself

A farewell kiss

In farewells, nasty, politics on 12/18/2008 at 4:27 pm
Shoes in a bush by Lou in China

shoes in a bush. clever!

Lasting legacy

For the President with the

Greatest Reflexes.

 

Read: Bush’s Shoe-Shoot Duck Becomes Internet Sensation!

Watch: YouTube

 

Hi, my name is Talula…and I’m an alcoholic

In entertainment, nasty on 07/30/2008 at 9:06 pm

check it

 

Word. Talula Does

The Hula From Hawaii

And is scarred for life.

 

 

Read: 1069, Talula Does the Hula, and Other Names So Weird Judges Banned Them

10 Strangest Names Evar!

Warning: your kitchen may cause cancer

In home, nasty, technology on 07/29/2008 at 10:34 pm

livin’ the dream!

 

Granite fixation

For the kitchen-obsessed. Now,

Comes with a half-life!

 

 

Read: What’s Lurking in Your Countertop?

Seriously?

In nasty, politics on 07/21/2008 at 9:00 pm

hands off

 

Move to ban the Pill?

Time for a new pres, or, time

To move to Paris.

 

 

Read: HHS Moves to Define Contraception as Abortion

God Save the Queen

In entertainment, nasty on 07/17/2008 at 10:54 pm

 Jodie Marsh

 jodie marsh, in not so rare form

 

Brit pop tart, hurts to

look at. Thank god for seven-

teen seventy six.