
nice segway
Classic Dick Vader
And torture for viewers. Time
For retirement.
Read: Dick Cheney’s Dishonest Speech about Torture, Terror, and Obama; Barack Obama’s National Security Speech
Image source: US News

nice segway
Classic Dick Vader
And torture for viewers. Time
For retirement.
Read: Dick Cheney’s Dishonest Speech about Torture, Terror, and Obama; Barack Obama’s National Security Speech
Image source: US News
For Momma T-Lake:
The second best idea your
Son has ever had.Watch: SNL digital short
Image source: Justin Timberlake

Spotty danger lurks
At jiffy lube, pot belly
And southwest Safeway.
Read: Details Released in Measles Outbreak
Image source: Blacktriangle

moderately joyous
Oh SoyJoy ads, how
You have deceived me. Less Joy
Than I might have hoped.
Some people who agree with me, emphatically: Food Product Review
Image source: PRNews

In the shadow of
The Capitol, a scourge takes
Its toll on DC.
Read: D.C. HIV/AIDS Rates Top “Generalized and Severe” Levels
Image source: Delaney Jean’s Photostream (Flickr)

The mad man and the
Funny man duel. Glissade, feint…
Stewart, the winner!
Is it comedy
Or tragedy? It’s just so
Hard to tell, these days.
Image source: The Globe and Mail
Watch : Extended Daily Show Interview
Note from Pacey: My
grandmother called and she wants
her tablecloth back.
Image source: Go Fug Yourself

state secrets
Santa Claus brings gifts
Of Taliban secrets, and
A little blue pill.
Read: Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
Image source: LA Times
J. Catalano
Your comb-over makes me sad.
Dude, why so greasy?
You were so dreamy.
Somewhere, Angela Chase is
Totally appalled.
So you’re in a band.
Some rock stars are very hot.
Resolve to bathe, ‘kay?
Don’t you understand?
Your hotness is, like, a gift.
Wasting it is rude.
(courtesy of the Fug Girls!)
Read: GoFugYourself
Lasting legacy
For the President with the
Greatest Reflexes.
Read: Bush’s Shoe-Shoot Duck Becomes Internet Sensation!
Watch: YouTube

Word. Talula Does
The Hula From Hawaii
And is scarred for life.
Read: 1069, Talula Does the Hula, and Other Names So Weird Judges Banned Them

livin’ the dream!
Granite fixation
For the kitchen-obsessed. Now,
Comes with a half-life!

hands off
Move to ban the Pill?
Time for a new pres, or, time
To move to Paris.

jodie marsh, in not so rare form
Brit pop tart, hurts to
look at. Thank god for seven-
teen seventy six.