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maybe I’m just getting bigger

In deliciousness, travel on 04/14/2009 at 7:47 pm

shrink wrap

shrink wrap

Ice caps and crème eggs

Are shrinking. Woe is me, and

To the polar bears.

 

 

Read: They’re Shrinking Our Cadbury Crème Eggs and Denying it

Image source: Candy Snob

one third the pay, three times the fun!

In borrowed, travel on 04/13/2009 at 6:00 pm
Beach Volleyball at Sunset by scooter.john.

gives new meaning to the word "court"

 

In a crushing blow

Biglaw lawyers cruise the globe

At twice what I’m paid.

 

 

(courtesy of nelly!)

 

Read: $80,000 for a Year Off? She’ll Take It!

Image source: Flickr

Its always election hour, somewhere

In crazy, elections, politics, travel on 04/08/2009 at 6:19 pm

big country, enormous ballot

It’s Election Day!

Third largest democracy,

But first in our hearts.

 

 

Read: Elections 2009 The Jakarta Post

Image source: Indonesian Election 2009

Father’s Little Helper

In nasty, politics, religion, travel on 12/30/2008 at 6:26 pm

state secrets

Santa Claus brings gifts
Of Taliban secrets, and
A little blue pill.

 

Read: Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
Image source: LA Times

Democracy in action

In politics, travel on 12/18/2008 at 4:20 pm

ninja parliamentarians

Sledgehammers, blockades,

Feisty MPs. Its just a

Day at the office.

Russian me crazy

In politics, travel on 08/17/2008 at 4:49 pm

the emperors’ old robes

 

No surprises with

Georgia. Putin brays, whispers

Respond from the ranch.

 

When the going gets

tough, its time for vacation.

A good life lesson.

 

 

Read: Russia is Not Jamaica

Image source: Rockford Register Star 

再见, olympic gold

In attractive men, entertainment, olympics, travel on 07/28/2008 at 8:27 pm

Paul Hamm

that’s paul hamm, in the middle

 

Paul Hamm, how will we

Get through August without your

Smiling face? Heartbreak.

 

 

Read: Injured Gymnast Paul Hamm Not Going to Beijing

Getting going in Gitmo

In politics, travel on 07/21/2008 at 8:52 pm

detainee graffiti

U.S. v. Hamdan.

Victory for Bush? Just a

Drop in the bucket.

 

 

Read: War Crimes Trial Begins for Guantánamo Detainee

Gimme a C!

In chinese food, economics, entertainment, olympics, politics, travel on 07/19/2008 at 5:18 pm

feel free to insert your own communist-themed caption here

China! China! Chiiiiiii-

Na! China China China!

Go China! China!

 

 

Read: Western Olympic Ads Cheerlead for China

Honk for China!

 

FARC that

In politics, travel on 07/02/2008 at 9:59 pm

 

A brilliant rescue

Mission, hostages freed. Jack

Bauer would be proud.

 

 

Read: 15 Hostages Held by Colombian Rebels are Freed

Breaking news.

In politics, travel on 06/30/2008 at 10:12 pm

afghan-fort.jpg

Khyber pass, back when it was just a few farmers transporting their poppies

 

Bandits criss-cross the

Khyber, GIs sit and watch.

Superpower stunned.

 

 

Read: Hunt for Al-Qaeda Ineffective

A to Zimbabwe

In dynasties, travel on 06/23/2008 at 9:59 pm

 

Voters hopes ignored.

Democracy in tatters,

Mugabe – till when?

Read: Security Council Urges Zimbabwe to Stop Violence

Kung pow!

In chinese food, deliciousness, olympics, travel on 06/19/2008 at 10:40 pm

mmmm

 

Ox tripe in chilis.

No matter how you say it,

It is still ox tripe.

 

Bean curd made by a

pocked marked woman. Dee-lish! I

will order double.

 

Read: Kung pao chicken made official for Olympics

There is no stopping in the red zone

In travel on 06/12/2008 at 1:42 pm

 

very expensive luggage (saddleback leather company)

 

Fuel costs rising, and

passengers getting fatter.

Failing airlines fret.

 

Fifteen dollars a

bag. Soon we will be paying

charges per kidney.

 

 

Read: United Joins American in Charging $15 for First Checked Bag