shrink wrap
Ice caps and crème eggs
Are shrinking. Woe is me, and
To the polar bears.
Read: They’re Shrinking Our Cadbury Crème Eggs and Denying it
Image source: Candy Snob
shrink wrap
Ice caps and crème eggs
Are shrinking. Woe is me, and
To the polar bears.
Read: They’re Shrinking Our Cadbury Crème Eggs and Denying it
Image source: Candy Snob

gives new meaning to the word "court"
In a crushing blow
Biglaw lawyers cruise the globe
At twice what I’m paid.
(courtesy of nelly!)
Read: $80,000 for a Year Off? She’ll Take It!
Image source: Flickr

big country, enormous ballot
It’s Election Day!
Third largest democracy,
But first in our hearts.
Read: Elections 2009 The Jakarta Post
Image source: Indonesian Election 2009

state secrets
Santa Claus brings gifts
Of Taliban secrets, and
A little blue pill.
Read: Little Blue Pills Among the Ways CIA Wins Friends in Afghanistan
Image source: LA Times

ninja parliamentarians
Sledgehammers, blockades,
Feisty MPs. Its just a

the emperors’ old robes
No surprises with
Georgia. Putin brays, whispers
Respond from the ranch.
When the going gets
tough, its time for vacation.
A good life lesson.
Read: Russia is Not Jamaica
Image source: Rockford Register Star

that’s paul hamm, in the middle
Paul Hamm, how will we
Get through August without your
Smiling face? Heartbreak.

detainee graffiti
U.S. v. Hamdan.
Victory for Bush? Just a
Drop in the bucket.

feel free to insert your own communist-themed caption here
China! China! Chiiiiiii-
Na! China China China!
Go China! China!
Read: Western Olympic Ads Cheerlead for China

A brilliant rescue
Mission, hostages freed. Jack
Bauer would be proud.

Khyber pass, back when it was just a few farmers transporting their poppies
Bandits criss-cross the
Khyber, GIs sit and watch.
Superpower stunned.

Voters hopes ignored.
Democracy in tatters,
Mugabe – till when?
mmmm
Ox tripe in chilis.
No matter how you say it,
It is still ox tripe.
Bean curd made by a
pocked marked woman. Dee-lish! I
will order double.
very expensive luggage (saddleback leather company)
Fuel costs rising, and
passengers getting fatter.
Failing airlines fret.
Fifteen dollars a
bag. Soon we will be paying
charges per kidney.
Read: United Joins American in Charging $15 for First Checked Bag