Hi, my name is Talula…and I’m an alcoholic

Posted in entertainment,nasty by thehaikudetat on 07/30/2008

check it


Word. Talula Does

The Hula From Hawaii

And is scarred for life.



Read: 1069, Talula Does the Hula, and Other Names So Weird Judges Banned Them

10 Strangest Names Evar!


Northern exposure

Posted in politics by thehaikudetat on 07/29/2008

Kilmainham Jail.jpg

not precisely geographically accurate


The powerful, cook

On new grills, sit on new decks,  

With so far to fall.



Read: Alaska Senator is Charged with Failing to Disclose Gifts

Warning: your kitchen may cause cancer

Posted in home,nasty,technology by thehaikudetat on 07/29/2008

livin’ the dream!


Granite fixation

For the kitchen-obsessed. Now,

Comes with a half-life!



Read: What’s Lurking in Your Countertop?

再见, olympic gold

Posted in attractive men,entertainment,olympics,travel by thehaikudetat on 07/28/2008

Paul Hamm

that’s paul hamm, in the middle


Paul Hamm, how will we

Get through August without your

Smiling face? Heartbreak.



Read: Injured Gymnast Paul Hamm Not Going to Beijing

Farewell to Estelle

Posted in entertainment,farewells by thehaikudetat on 07/22/2008

estelle getty in her sophia get-up


We had so many

Golden nights, Estelle. Thank you

For being a friend.



Read: Mourning Golden Girl, Emmy Winner


Posted in nasty,politics by thehaikudetat on 07/21/2008

hands off


Move to ban the Pill?

Time for a new pres, or, time

To move to Paris.



Read: HHS Moves to Define Contraception as Abortion

Getting going in Gitmo

Posted in politics,travel by thehaikudetat on 07/21/2008

detainee graffiti

U.S. v. Hamdan.

Victory for Bush? Just a

Drop in the bucket.



Read: War Crimes Trial Begins for Guantánamo Detainee

Gimme a C!

Posted in chinese food,economics,entertainment,olympics,politics,travel by thehaikudetat on 07/19/2008

feel free to insert your own communist-themed caption here

China! China! Chiiiiiii-

Na! China China China!

Go China! China!



Read: Western Olympic Ads Cheerlead for China

Honk for China!


The end of an era

Posted in deliciousness,economics by thehaikudetat on 07/17/2008

drip coffee


The list of closures,

Published. Now, start planning for

The Apocalypse.



Read: Starbucks Reveals Locations of Stores to be Closed

         The List

God Save the Queen

Posted in entertainment,nasty by thehaikudetat on 07/17/2008

 Jodie Marsh

 jodie marsh, in not so rare form


Brit pop tart, hurts to

look at. Thank god for seven-

teen seventy six.

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