HAIKU D'ETAT


18th hole

Posted in attractive men,entertainment,tiger by thehaikudetat on 03/29/2009

uhh...not that arnold

He putts and pauses.

Collective gasp, fist pump, cheer.

And, Tiger is back!

 

 

Read: The Live Report – Arnold Palmer Invitational

Image source: Access Hollywood

OyJoy

Posted in deliciousness,nasty by thehaikudetat on 03/27/2009

moderately joyous

Oh SoyJoy ads, how

You have deceived me. Less Joy

Than I might have hoped.

 

 

Some people who agree with me, emphatically: Food Product Review

Image source: PRNews

resident obama

Posted in attractive men,entertainment,grammar,home,politics by thehaikudetat on 03/26/2009

obama_bens.jpg

just another day on the job

The leader of the

Free world gets out more than me*.

How mortifying.

 

*Please excuse my poor

Grammar. Sometimes art requires

Small sacrifices.

 

 

Read: Could it Really Be Him? Yeah, Probably

Image source: Red State, Blue State

almost as good as mine?

Posted in borrowed,ducks by thehaikudetat on 03/25/2009
Name That Duck! by Domain Barnyard

bemused ducks

Doubt licks blearily
Seagull quivers, bragging crags
Raining lilypads

 

Bemused duck cursing
Raging, clamoring, rudely
Harmonious kind

 

 

(courtesy of the Genuine Haiku Generator!)

 

Check out: The Genuine Haiku Generator

Image source: Domain Barnyard

candy land

Posted in deliciousness,economics by thehaikudetat on 03/24/2009

Thank you, New York Times.

Now I can rationalize

My candy habit.

 

Savings sour, the sweets

Still sweet. Who needs a mortgage

When there’s Gummy Bears?

 

 

Read: When Economy Sours, a Tootsie Roll can still Soothe the Soul

Image source: Shape and Colour

update*

Posted in attractive men,brackets,entertainment by thehaikudetat on 03/23/2009
March Madness by interchangeableparts.

just as good as my method

So – random numbers

And jersey colors do not

A good bracket make.

 

*see mad men

 

Image source: InterchangeableParts

a green president or the greenest president?

Posted in attractive men,elections,entertainment,holiday,politics by thehaikudetat on 03/19/2009

also not the president

At the white house, a

New good reader. The crowd laughs,

But someone’s fired….right?

 

 

Read: Podium Pundits – The Luck of the Irish

Read this, too: Speaking Obama with an Irish Lilt

Image source: Irish Blogs

mad men

Posted in attractive men,brackets,entertainment by thehaikudetat on 03/19/2009

excel made me do it

excel made me do it

 

Brackets: what’s a girl

To do? Choose the top seed or

The cutest point guard?

 

 

Read: The Case for Hoopsteria

Epidemic

Posted in home,nasty,politics by thehaikudetat on 03/16/2009

shadows in the capitol city by delaney jean.

 

In the shadow of

The Capitol, a scourge takes

Its toll on DC.

 

 

Read: D.C. HIV/AIDS Rates Top “Generalized and Severe” Levels

Image source: Delaney Jean’s Photostream (Flickr)

Cramer v. Cramer

Posted in attractive men,economics,entertainment,nasty by thehaikudetat on 03/13/2009

The mad man and the
Funny man duel. Glissade, feint…
Stewart, the winner!

Is it comedy
Or tragedy? It’s just so
Hard to tell, these days.

Image source: The Globe and Mail

Watch : Extended Daily Show Interview

  Best Jim Cramer Moments

 

 

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