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peep culture

Posted in deliciousness,entertainment,home by thehaikudetat on 03/31/2010

Free peep show. Best waste
of time and refined sugar
I can imagine.

 

Watch: Washington Post Peeps Diorama Contest
Image source: ditto

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why is this night different from all other nights in the white house?

Posted in attractive men,crazy,deliciousness,holiday,politics,religion by thehaikudetat on 03/30/2010

I bet elijah shows up for obama

Gefilte fish on
White House plates, yarmulke on
The President’s head.

I wonder if the
Obama children fed their
chopped liver to Bo?

Read: Next Year in the White House: A Seder Tradition
Image source: The Caucus

happy birthday, speaker pelosi!

Posted in birthdays,crazy,elections,politics by thehaikudetat on 03/26/2010

nice crown

A gift of a week
for the Speaker. I wonder
what Christmas is like?

Image source: Spitfire Murphy
Read: Nancy Pelosi – it’s her house
Friend:  Nancy Pelosi Facebook Page

“a greater measure of common sense and common decency”

Posted in politics by thehaikudetat on 03/25/2010

Progressive at the
Pentagon. Confusing, I
know. Congress, your move.

 
Image source: Politico/GlaadBlog
Read: Pentagon Relaxes ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

rope-a-pope

Posted in crazy,dynasties,nasty,religion,travel by thehaikudetat on 03/25/2010

seems like the artist left out the blinders

Church gripped in scandal,
Irish bishop falls, Irish
bookies can rejoice.

Image source: The Visual Dictionary
Read: Bookmaker slashes odds on Pope’s resignation
Weep: The Document Trail – The Predator Priest who got Away

someone could use approximately 16 or 17 mulligans

Posted in attractive men,tiger by thehaikudetat on 03/24/2010

bring it

Some bunkers ahead
for Woods, golf, and PGA.
No room for duffing!

Image source: Baltimore Sun
Read: The Tiger Bubble
Pun: Golf Terminology

orange you glad I didn’t say public option

Posted in attractive men,crazy,elections,farewells,nasty,politics,travel by thehaikudetat on 03/23/2010

doom-pa-dee-do

Why did John Boehner
oppose health care reform? The
truth is in the tan.

New tax on tanning
salons, alas. Retirement
in Florida now?

Image source: Progress Ohio
Read: How healthcare reform will affect you

concrete jungle where freshman dreams are made of*

Posted in academics,crazy by thehaikudetat on 03/23/2010

barely noticeable

NYU: When will
you be satisfied? You own
half of the downtown.

Perhaps when you have
moved into all five boroughs,
and New Jersey, too?

 

Image source: Washington City Paper
Read:  NYU Plans to Expand its Campuses by 40 Percent

 

*please direct all concerns about the grammar of this clause to Alicia Keys. Thank you.

it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Posted in economics,elections,home,politics by thehaikudetat on 03/22/2010


A banner weekend.
Sunshine and healthcare reform
on the horizon.

 
Read: Obama plans to sign health overhaul bill on Tuesday
Image source: Destination Guide DC

madness, day 2

Posted in brackets,entertainment by thehaikudetat on 03/19/2010

damn you, clemson!!

A quick response to
my previous question in
haiku: yes, I will.

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