HAIKU D'ETAT


timor mutant ninja turtles

Posted in crazy,politics,travel by thehaikudetat on 04/23/2010

splinter would not approve

Ninjas lurk in East
Timor. Real menace or a
hidden agenda?

Image source: Cinematic Intelligence Agency
Read: Why East Timor Has Declared War on Ninjas

inconceivable

Posted in crazy,dynasties,economics by thehaikudetat on 04/21/2010

he'd be so much less scary after a few mimosas

Dear Burger King. A
mimosa without champagne?
You should be ashamed.

Image source: Of Cookies and Monsters
Read: Burger King Tests Mimosas and ‘Brunch’

proust must have been a yankees fan

Posted in dynasties,entertainment,yankees by thehaikudetat on 04/05/2010

deja vu, but it worked out ok last time around

Shades of last year as
CC fades. But message to
Sox is clear: it’s on.

Read: Red Sox Strike First, but Stay Tuned
Image source: NJ.com

stop the insanity

Posted in crazy,entertainment,nasty by thehaikudetat on 04/03/2010

 

seriously, the genetic line must end here

It is not ok
for snooki and j-wowwwwww to
reproduce. at all.

Read: Snooki & J-Woww Encouraged by Jersey Shore Producers to Get Pregnant
Image source: OMG!